1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,572 Hello, my happy housemates! I'm home! 2 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:08,279 (Khadijah) 'Regine, you are the most connivin' person on the planet' 3 00:00:08,303 --> 00:00:10,977 (Regine) 'Well, at least I don't think I'm queen of the planet.' 4 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,345 'Let's set it on.' 5 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,717 Ooh, sounds like somethin' salty is going on in the kitchen. 6 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:19,252 See, no, now, you only care about three people. 7 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,254 ‐ Oh! ‐ Regine, Regine! 8 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,723 And Regine's wig maker. 9 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,828 Well, if that were true, would I be standing here 10 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,697 listening to you bark like a harbor seal! 11 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,566 Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 12 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,701 Whoa, whoa, you two. 13 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,002 No, about that.. 14 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:38,639 Regine stole grandma's secret raisin cookie recipe 15 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,973 to win a contest. 16 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,374 Well, congratulations, Regine 17 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:42,876 and shame on you! 18 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,680 I didn't steal nothin'. 19 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,849 Now, this is my own recipe 20 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:51,718 for Regine's raisin smooches. 21 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:56,356 Taste this and tell me that's not one of my mom's 22 00:00:56,422 --> 00:00:57,524 raisin lumps. 23 00:01:03,003 --> 00:01:04,538 Oh, oh, oh, wait, now. That's a lump. 24 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,807 ‐ Why are you lying, Synclaire? ‐ You stole it! 25 00:01:06,873 --> 00:01:09,809 [indistinct yelling] 26 00:01:14,047 --> 00:01:15,816 Ladies! We're roommates! 27 00:01:15,882 --> 00:01:17,050 We are friends! 28 00:01:17,117 --> 00:01:20,053 [indistinct yelling] 29 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:36,036 ♪ We are living ♪ 30 00:01:36,102 --> 00:01:38,438 ♪ Hey hey ♪ ♪ Single ♪ 31 00:01:38,505 --> 00:01:41,041 ♪ Ooh in a 90s kinda world ♪ 32 00:01:41,107 --> 00:01:43,443 ♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪ 33 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:46,012 ♪ Keep your head up what? Keep your head up that's right ♪ 34 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:48,014 ♪ Whenever this life gets tough you gotta fight ♪ 35 00:01:48,081 --> 00:01:50,316 ♪ With my home girls standing to my left and my right ♪ 36 00:01:50,383 --> 00:01:52,185 ♪ True blue it's tight like glue ♪ 37 00:01:52,252 --> 00:01:54,087 ♪ We are living ♪ ♪ Check check check it out ♪ 38 00:01:54,154 --> 00:01:55,674 ♪ Check check check it out ♪ ♪ Single ♪ 39 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:58,191 ♪ What you want no free position girl ♪ 40 00:01:58,258 --> 00:02:00,200 ♪ Haaa ♪ 41 00:02:04,838 --> 00:02:06,272 This is very pretty. 42 00:02:06,339 --> 00:02:07,574 Hey, hey, hey! 43 00:02:10,136 --> 00:02:11,376 Are you familiar with the show. 44 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,546 "Curly's Cartoon Caboose?" 45 00:02:12,613 --> 00:02:15,448 Oh, I love that adorable little moppet. 46 00:02:15,516 --> 00:02:16,650 His taste in cartoons 47 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:19,085 is both whimsical and eclectic. 48 00:02:19,152 --> 00:02:21,688 Well, look, I had a long talk today with Jonathan Remington. 49 00:02:21,755 --> 00:02:23,356 He's one of our big money clients. 50 00:02:23,423 --> 00:02:25,091 And his company produces the show. 51 00:02:25,158 --> 00:02:27,238 And check it out, it seems they're havin' a hard time 52 00:02:27,262 --> 00:02:28,942 finding a replacement for Curly's sidekick. 53 00:02:28,995 --> 00:02:30,096 Boxcar Bernie. 54 00:02:30,163 --> 00:02:31,497 Boxcar Bernie's gone? 55 00:02:32,933 --> 00:02:35,268 I loved that homeless clown. 56 00:02:35,335 --> 00:02:37,103 Yeah, well, apparently so did the prostitute 57 00:02:37,170 --> 00:02:38,404 they found him with. 58 00:02:40,541 --> 00:02:44,578 Anyway, I told him that my good friend Synclairebelle 59 00:02:44,645 --> 00:02:46,212 would be perfect for the part. 60 00:02:46,279 --> 00:02:47,814 Yeah, baby, your audition's on Monday. 61 00:02:47,881 --> 00:02:49,650 ‐ Oh, Kyle, are you serious? ‐ Ha ha ha! Yes! 62 00:02:49,716 --> 00:02:51,451 I get a real audition on a real TV show? 63 00:02:51,518 --> 00:02:53,038 ‐ Yes! ‐ I don't know how to thank you! 64 00:02:53,062 --> 00:02:55,922 Oh! You alright, man, you alright. 65 00:02:55,989 --> 00:02:57,858 [laughing] 66 00:02:57,924 --> 00:03:00,867 Um, I'd love to go with you, my Harlequin honey 67 00:03:00,934 --> 00:03:03,036 but, um, haven't completely conquered 68 00:03:03,103 --> 00:03:04,905 my fear of... clowns. 69 00:03:06,206 --> 00:03:08,441 How come you're able to watch Boxcar Bernie? 70 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:10,677 Oh, yeah, baby, that's a TV clown. 71 00:03:10,744 --> 00:03:12,384 Not like it could reach through the screen 72 00:03:12,445 --> 00:03:13,880 and rip out my soul. 73 00:03:15,749 --> 00:03:16,917 No! 74 00:03:17,984 --> 00:03:19,653 ‐ Hey! ‐ You know, Regine. 75 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,121 My mom‐mom's gonna be out all day 76 00:03:21,187 --> 00:03:22,823 if you wanna go over there and steal her 77 00:03:22,889 --> 00:03:24,424 s‐s‐social security check. 78 00:03:26,126 --> 00:03:28,228 Good and while I'm at her house 79 00:03:28,294 --> 00:03:30,463 I'll steal her shawl and her dentures.. 80 00:03:30,531 --> 00:03:31,965 Oh, and I'm sure 81 00:03:32,032 --> 00:03:34,367 her heart medication has a high street value. 82 00:03:37,771 --> 00:03:39,740 Well, seems I've taken a little trip 83 00:03:39,806 --> 00:03:41,975 to Sarcastic Ville. 84 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:44,911 Look, I am right and she is wrong. 85 00:03:44,978 --> 00:03:47,881 And before she gives you the twisted version of the facts. 86 00:03:47,948 --> 00:03:50,050 Let me give you the objective story. 87 00:03:54,821 --> 00:03:56,222 Smooches! 88 00:03:58,458 --> 00:03:59,459 [sighs] 89 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,035 ‐ Uh. ‐ Khadijah. 90 00:04:02,102 --> 00:04:03,870 I know that you've taken my turn 91 00:04:03,937 --> 00:04:07,040 vacuuming every week since I've been here. 92 00:04:07,107 --> 00:04:09,910 But you're not doing as thorough a job as I would do 93 00:04:09,976 --> 00:04:11,244 if I did it. 94 00:04:12,579 --> 00:04:14,180 Oh, fair enough! 95 00:04:14,247 --> 00:04:16,082 I'll redo it as soon as I take your turn 96 00:04:16,149 --> 00:04:17,417 scrubbin' the floors. 97 00:04:21,354 --> 00:04:22,789 Hey, listen.. 98 00:04:22,856 --> 00:04:24,991 How can I make my raisin cookies better 99 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:26,760 to win this baking contest? 100 00:04:26,827 --> 00:04:29,262 Do you have any ideas I can call my own? 101 00:04:29,329 --> 00:04:32,132 Well.. My mom‐mom puts prune juice 102 00:04:32,198 --> 00:04:33,499 in her raisin cookies. 103 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:35,569 But don't steal her recipe. 104 00:04:35,635 --> 00:04:36,870 I repeat! 105 00:04:36,936 --> 00:04:38,738 "Don't steal her recipe." 106 00:04:39,539 --> 00:04:41,007 Oh, Khadijah.. 107 00:04:41,074 --> 00:04:43,944 Me steal your mom‐mom's recipe? 108 00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:45,078 Oh‐oh! 109 00:04:46,647 --> 00:04:48,014 [cackling] 110 00:04:50,951 --> 00:04:52,385 [maniacal laughing] 111 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,856 Ho, ho, ho, ho! Hee, hee, hee, hee. 112 00:04:55,922 --> 00:04:57,090 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 113 00:04:57,824 --> 00:04:58,959 Ha! 114 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:01,034 Hey, people! 115 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,504 I'm too lazy to go to the store 116 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,739 to get my own plum sauce. 117 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,574 It's good to know I can sponge off of you two 118 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,275 without ever havin' to pay you back. 119 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,346 Suckers! 120 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,120 Mmm! 121 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:22,823 Nothin' says lovin' like something stolen 122 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,591 from grandma's oven. 123 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,560 [maniacal laughing] 124 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,531 [Regine crazed laughing] 125 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:31,598 [sighs] 126 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,366 And that's exactly how it happened. 127 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,504 Khadijah, it pains me to say this 128 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,841 but, girl, you know you're lyin'. 129 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,347 You know good and well Max ain't never rolled up in this house 130 00:05:43,371 --> 00:05:44,740 with her own food. 131 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,886 Man, I sure wish Obie could've come with me. 132 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,821 He usually calms my nerves. 133 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,657 Oh, maybe I can fill his work boots. 134 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,483 Uh, what does he usually do to calm you down? 135 00:05:58,507 --> 00:05:59,876 Oh, he makes jokes about you. 136 00:06:01,001 --> 00:06:02,368 Howdy, Barker. 137 00:06:02,435 --> 00:06:04,404 [chuckles] How you doin', Mr. Remington? 138 00:06:04,470 --> 00:06:05,639 I am as happy as a rooster 139 00:06:05,706 --> 00:06:07,440 in a house full of horny hens. 140 00:06:07,508 --> 00:06:09,510 [chuckles] 141 00:06:09,576 --> 00:06:11,745 You must be Synclairebelle. I'm John Remington. 142 00:06:11,812 --> 00:06:13,113 Hey, Mr. Remington. 143 00:06:13,179 --> 00:06:14,715 I wanna tell you that I take 144 00:06:14,781 --> 00:06:16,850 my clowning business very seriously. 145 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:18,985 Now, oh not serious as in nobody's laughing. 146 00:06:19,052 --> 00:06:21,588 But serious as in this is.. Oh, can I have this job.. 147 00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:23,056 Please? 148 00:06:23,123 --> 00:06:26,059 Little lady, I don't care if you eat a live chicken on stage. 149 00:06:26,126 --> 00:06:28,461 Curly likes you, you're in. 150 00:06:28,529 --> 00:06:29,896 Oh! 151 00:06:29,963 --> 00:06:31,397 Well, okay, that's.. 152 00:06:31,464 --> 00:06:33,133 All I gotta do is get Curly to like me. 153 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:34,300 And that cute, little boy.. 154 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:36,136 ‐ Oh, he likes everybody. ‐ Mm‐hmm. Yeah! 155 00:06:36,202 --> 00:06:39,372 There is no way I'm having Sherry Lewis on my show. 156 00:06:39,439 --> 00:06:40,841 I mean, the woman walks around 157 00:06:40,907 --> 00:06:42,342 with her hand up a sheep's butt. 158 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,712 (Lenny) 'Oh! Synclairebelle.' 159 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,448 ‐ I'm Lenny, the director. ‐ Yes. 160 00:06:48,515 --> 00:06:50,651 ‐ Are you ready? ‐ I'm a little nervous. 161 00:06:50,717 --> 00:06:52,218 ‐ Uh.. ‐ Don't let Curly rattle you. 162 00:06:52,285 --> 00:06:53,319 He's just a child. 163 00:06:53,386 --> 00:06:55,989 Let's go! I'm growing chest hair over here. 164 00:06:57,624 --> 00:06:59,560 One more payment on my Jaguar. I'm outta here. 165 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:00,767 Right. 166 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:02,936 Uh.. 167 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:04,871 Well, hiya, Mr. Curly 168 00:07:04,938 --> 00:07:06,139 I'm Synclairebelle. 169 00:07:06,907 --> 00:07:08,141 And I'm bored. 170 00:07:09,075 --> 00:07:10,176 Get on with it. 171 00:07:10,243 --> 00:07:11,778 Yes! Well, okay. 172 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:14,781 Why did the chicken cross the road? 173 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:16,382 ‐ Why? ‐ What do I look like? 174 00:07:16,449 --> 00:07:18,619 A crossing guard for poultry? 175 00:07:18,685 --> 00:07:19,685 [laughing] 176 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,688 That's corny. All kids love corny. 177 00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:23,690 ‐ 'Yeah!' ‐ Do me another one. 178 00:07:23,757 --> 00:07:25,491 Uh, knock, knock! 179 00:07:25,559 --> 00:07:27,193 ‐ Who's there? ‐ What're you blind? 180 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:28,629 There's no door between us. 181 00:07:28,695 --> 00:07:30,564 [both laughing] 182 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:34,100 ‐ Do it again. Do it again. ‐ Oh! 183 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:35,468 Uh, uh.. 184 00:07:35,536 --> 00:07:37,804 Uh, how many dogs does it take to screw in 185 00:07:37,871 --> 00:07:38,872 a light bulb? 186 00:07:38,939 --> 00:07:40,774 ‐ I don't know. ‐ None! 187 00:07:40,841 --> 00:07:42,843 Dogs don't have thumbs, dummy. 188 00:07:42,909 --> 00:07:44,444 [honking] 189 00:07:44,511 --> 00:07:45,679 You know what, Synclairebelle 190 00:07:45,746 --> 00:07:47,013 you got the job. 191 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,915 And if you call me "dummy" one more time 192 00:07:48,982 --> 00:07:50,116 I'll break your thumbs. 193 00:07:51,718 --> 00:07:52,719 Surely, right. 194 00:07:54,855 --> 00:07:57,858 You know, Overton, I thought you were over this clown thing. 195 00:07:57,924 --> 00:08:00,093 But if you want me to do the word association 196 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,467 I'll, I'll do it. 197 00:08:02,102 --> 00:08:03,136 You ready? 198 00:08:04,204 --> 00:08:05,238 Dog. 199 00:08:05,305 --> 00:08:06,439 Cat! 200 00:08:06,507 --> 00:08:07,841 ‐ Up. ‐ Down. 201 00:08:08,709 --> 00:08:10,476 ‐ Clown. ‐ Faces of evil. 202 00:08:14,815 --> 00:08:16,817 ‐ Car. ‐ Filled with evil clowns. 203 00:08:19,485 --> 00:08:21,221 Look what I got! 204 00:08:21,287 --> 00:08:22,989 I cashed in my gift certificate I got 205 00:08:23,056 --> 00:08:24,490 for winning the baking contest. 206 00:08:24,558 --> 00:08:26,893 [chuckles] Look, it's a cashmere apron. 207 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,596 That says, "Kiss me, I'm the rich cook." 208 00:08:31,798 --> 00:08:33,398 You may as well go ahead and gift wrap it 209 00:08:33,422 --> 00:08:35,401 because that belongs to my momma. 210 00:08:35,468 --> 00:08:36,770 (Obie) 'She's right, Regine.' 211 00:08:36,837 --> 00:08:39,305 Considering you used mom‐mom's recipe. 212 00:08:39,372 --> 00:08:42,008 While wearing an inappropriate cocktail frock. 213 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,446 I see Miss Khadijah has been spreading 214 00:08:46,513 --> 00:08:49,683 her distorted version of the event in question. 215 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:51,585 Let me tell you what really happened. 216 00:08:51,652 --> 00:08:53,587 [instrumental music] 217 00:08:56,456 --> 00:08:57,991 [instrumental music] 218 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,668 Khadijah, I know it was your turn to vacuum 219 00:09:01,735 --> 00:09:04,571 but I went ahead and did it anyway. 220 00:09:04,638 --> 00:09:06,740 Is that the new issue of "Flavor?" 221 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:09,142 Uh‐huh, true that, true that. 222 00:09:09,209 --> 00:09:11,745 Yo, word, every page in here is fly. 223 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,847 And page seven? Fly the most. 224 00:09:13,914 --> 00:09:15,882 Like, hot butter toast. 225 00:09:15,949 --> 00:09:17,749 You know what I'm sayin'? So, what's up money? 226 00:09:17,773 --> 00:09:19,419 Well, I'm baking raisin cookies 227 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:21,221 for a contest at my church. 228 00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:23,089 Just another one of my 229 00:09:23,156 --> 00:09:25,859 charitable, spiritual activities. 230 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,094 Oh, yeah, yeah, whatever! 231 00:09:28,161 --> 00:09:29,930 Yo! Check it! 232 00:09:29,996 --> 00:09:31,397 If you in it to win it 233 00:09:31,464 --> 00:09:33,133 do like my mom‐moms. 234 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:35,135 Throw in some prune juice. 235 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:38,639 [chuckles] My mommy puttin' her foot all up in it. 236 00:09:38,705 --> 00:09:40,406 [laughing] 237 00:09:40,473 --> 00:09:43,209 Oh! Perish the thought, Khadijah. 238 00:09:43,276 --> 00:09:46,179 Why, I would never steal from your mom‐mom. 239 00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:48,448 Oh, well, that's, that's as far into me 240 00:09:48,515 --> 00:09:50,183 as, as demon gossip. 241 00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:52,595 [chuckles] Yo! 242 00:09:52,619 --> 00:09:54,821 Speaking of winnin'.. 243 00:09:54,888 --> 00:09:56,489 You know I have a great career 244 00:09:56,557 --> 00:09:57,924 and you don't. 245 00:09:57,991 --> 00:10:00,527 Plus, I date a doctor. 246 00:10:00,594 --> 00:10:03,504 And you? You don't even have a boyfriend. 247 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:08,441 God bless you, my hip hop friend. 248 00:10:08,509 --> 00:10:09,943 Wohoo! 249 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,077 Hey, people! 250 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,252 I'm too lazy to go to the store 251 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,949 to get my own plum sauce. 252 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,251 It's good to know I can sponge off of you two 253 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:22,222 without ever havin' to pay you back. 254 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,389 Suckers. 255 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,360 [humming] 256 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,597 Mm. 257 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,600 Lord, I thank you for the gift of baking. 258 00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:39,740 Now, that's what happened. 259 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,108 Regine, I do not talk like that. 260 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,711 Your story is whack. 261 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,013 Now, I know you're not calling me a liar. 262 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,716 You better give my mom‐mom credit for those cookies. 263 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:50,984 Fine! You're right. 264 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,118 I will give her credit. 265 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,521 Oh, damn! There I go lying again. 266 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:57,624 Lenny! 267 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,167 You know I don't allow any kids on my set. 268 00:11:01,234 --> 00:11:03,003 Except for the bleachers. 269 00:11:05,071 --> 00:11:06,707 They might touch me. 270 00:11:06,773 --> 00:11:07,908 That's Steve Keppy. 271 00:11:07,974 --> 00:11:09,810 He's the president of your fan club. 272 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:11,778 Oh! 273 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,246 Steve! 274 00:11:14,147 --> 00:11:15,816 Uh.. 275 00:11:15,882 --> 00:11:17,350 Nice to see you again. 276 00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:19,786 Hey, maybe later we can play a little Hacky Sack. 277 00:11:20,787 --> 00:11:21,788 Bounce him. 278 00:11:23,657 --> 00:11:24,858 Twenty seconds, everybody. 279 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:27,093 Lenny! 280 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,729 What monkey painted this crap? 281 00:11:28,795 --> 00:11:30,697 Rita, the orphan, the show sponsors. 282 00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:33,433 Oh! I'm sorry. 283 00:11:33,499 --> 00:11:35,368 Did I say "Monkey?" 284 00:11:35,435 --> 00:11:39,105 I meant, talentless, parentless monkey. 285 00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:40,273 Lose it! 286 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:45,011 But I told her we'd show her paintings. 287 00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:46,479 Well, show her your pink slip 288 00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:47,881 because you're fired! 289 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,284 Hey, Curly. 290 00:11:51,351 --> 00:11:53,319 You can't fire the director! 291 00:11:53,386 --> 00:11:55,255 Listen, you circus reject. 292 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:59,826 This is "Curly's Cartoon Caboose." 293 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,835 I can do anything I want. 294 00:12:01,902 --> 00:12:03,970 The only reason he's the director in the first place 295 00:12:04,037 --> 00:12:05,639 is because he's my father. 296 00:12:08,675 --> 00:12:10,410 Oh, man, turn it up, here come my baby. 297 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:13,246 You pint sized dictator 298 00:12:13,313 --> 00:12:15,381 I've got a mind to take you over my knees 299 00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:17,884 and spank your behind, you little freckle face. 300 00:12:17,951 --> 00:12:19,319 Oh! Hello! 301 00:12:20,386 --> 00:12:21,588 Clown! 302 00:12:22,022 --> 00:12:23,690 Bad! 303 00:12:23,757 --> 00:12:25,191 Yell at children! 304 00:12:31,074 --> 00:12:32,074 [door opens] 305 00:12:32,098 --> 00:12:33,634 Obie. Synclaire's back! 306 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,002 (Obie) 'Clown!' 307 00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:38,438 Overton, she has taken off the make‐up. 308 00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:45,078 What happened, baby. Did they fire you? 309 00:12:45,145 --> 00:12:46,780 I didn't give 'em the chance. 310 00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:48,214 Soon as I heard the opening strings 311 00:12:48,281 --> 00:12:49,750 of Snagglepuss 312 00:12:49,816 --> 00:12:52,653 I exited stage right. 313 00:12:52,719 --> 00:12:54,855 Yeah, well, thanks to your little outburst 314 00:12:54,921 --> 00:12:57,357 my firm may lose Remington's millions. 315 00:12:57,423 --> 00:13:00,727 And I will be shunned by upper and lower echelons alike. 316 00:13:00,794 --> 00:13:02,394 The elevator operator will no longer say. 317 00:13:02,435 --> 00:13:03,675 "Fourteenth floor, Mr. Barker." 318 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,300 Oh, no, no, hell, no. 319 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,810 We'll just ride in icy silence. 320 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,745 Well, I'm, I'm sure my baby had good reason 321 00:13:11,812 --> 00:13:15,348 to humiliate a loveable 12‐yeur‐old kid on TV. 322 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:17,450 There was no excuse for my behavior. 323 00:13:17,518 --> 00:13:19,986 All Curly did was boot an innocent kid into the gutter 324 00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:22,422 fire his father and make fun of an orphan. 325 00:13:22,488 --> 00:13:24,457 Shoot, if I woulda acted like that 326 00:13:24,525 --> 00:13:27,293 my mother woulda had a long talk with me. 327 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,429 And I'm not talking about the kinda talk 328 00:13:29,495 --> 00:13:31,231 that involves talkin'. 329 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,602 Is this how I'm gonna be with my child? 330 00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:38,271 I mean, scream at him at the slightest provocation? 331 00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:40,507 Oh, baby, our twins. 332 00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:41,975 Syncloverton and.. 333 00:13:43,143 --> 00:13:44,344 Overclaire. 334 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,849 They'll have more respect for authority, baby. 335 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,416 [telephone ringing] 336 00:13:50,483 --> 00:13:51,618 I'll get that. 337 00:13:51,685 --> 00:13:53,486 Yeah, but with names like that 338 00:13:53,554 --> 00:13:55,689 whose gonna have any respect for them? 339 00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:59,993 Yes! I'll be there! 340 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,134 They want me back! 341 00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:02,869 ‐ Oh! ‐ They want me back! 342 00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:04,538 [laughing] 343 00:14:05,138 --> 00:14:06,206 Oh! Oh! 344 00:14:06,272 --> 00:14:08,074 Once Curly dried his tears 345 00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:11,712 he told Lenny that my honesty was like a breath of fresh air. 346 00:14:11,778 --> 00:14:13,747 He's even gonna give Lenny his job back. 347 00:14:13,814 --> 00:14:16,116 Oh, but, bad news, Khadijah. 348 00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:20,286 I might not be able to come to work tomorrow. 349 00:14:20,353 --> 00:14:21,722 [giggling] You'll be missed. 350 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:29,062 Alright, you, now I have baked my cookies again 351 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,666 to prove to you, that I did not steal your mom‐mom's recipe. 352 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:35,669 You'll find not one trace of prune juice 353 00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:37,270 and yet they taste exactly.. 354 00:14:39,305 --> 00:14:41,307 ‐ Different. ‐ I stand corrected. 355 00:14:41,374 --> 00:14:43,076 You're not a thief, you're a lousy thief. 356 00:14:46,079 --> 00:14:47,413 What the hell do you want? 357 00:14:48,615 --> 00:14:49,615 To use your plum sauce 358 00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:51,752 and for you to move to Alaska. 359 00:14:54,521 --> 00:14:56,923 Max, you're spillin' that sauce 360 00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,559 over Regine's cookies dough! 361 00:14:59,693 --> 00:15:01,134 Sorry. 362 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,235 Sorry. 363 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,572 When was the last time you had Moo Shu? 364 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,107 [clicks tongue] Last night. 365 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,408 About 3 a. m. 366 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,443 (Khadijah) 'No, before that.' 367 00:15:10,511 --> 00:15:12,312 Oh, my goodness, uh, two days ago. 368 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,348 Wait a minute, that's it. 369 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,318 You dripped that stuff into my dough. 370 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,554 That's where the prune flavor came from. 371 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,256 Oh! 372 00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:26,860 Got any Chinese mustard? 373 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,098 You know, Khadijah, nothing says, I'm sorry 374 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,768 like a Valentino gown. 375 00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:37,437 You can't blame me for thinkin' you did it. 376 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,440 It's not like you above pulling a quick okey‐doke. 377 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,409 Oh. Foo‐foo Poupon. 378 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,779 Chinese mustard! 379 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,951 You name one time I pulled an okey‐doke. 380 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,554 Last week when it was your turn to do the laundry. 381 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,055 You rubbed Bounce over it 382 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,322 and folded it back up. 383 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,935 And I thought you had faith in me. 384 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,770 Well, how about I just move into a sewer 385 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,672 with a band of pickpockets, huh? 386 00:16:05,739 --> 00:16:07,207 At least they'll trust me. 387 00:16:07,273 --> 00:16:09,109 I'll help you pack. 388 00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:10,410 Alright, let me settle this. 389 00:16:11,578 --> 00:16:12,679 Regine. 390 00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:13,780 You're feelings are hurt 391 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:16,517 because Khadijah accused you of lying. 392 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,553 Khadijah, you accused Regine of lying because she lies. 393 00:16:21,287 --> 00:16:22,723 Easy solution. 394 00:16:22,789 --> 00:16:24,591 Regine, don't lie. Khadijah, don't care. 395 00:16:24,658 --> 00:16:25,658 Now. 396 00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:27,628 Now that I've.. 397 00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:28,762 Solved 398 00:16:28,829 --> 00:16:30,063 the mystery of the, uh 399 00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:31,765 pruny smooches. 400 00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:33,967 Can I please get some Chinese mustard? 401 00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,970 Hey, wait, wait, wait. Hold up. 402 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,672 You come up in the house 403 00:16:38,739 --> 00:16:41,407 spilling the sauce all in the dough.. 404 00:16:41,474 --> 00:16:44,044 Start this big fight between Regine and I. 405 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,411 And you're telling us 406 00:16:45,478 --> 00:16:46,880 how to respect each other's space? 407 00:16:46,947 --> 00:16:49,616 Well, someone's gotta be the voice of reason in this house. 408 00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:52,118 And, look.. 409 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,288 If you expect me to go out and get some Chinese mustard 410 00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:56,489 I'm gonna need some money. 411 00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:01,467 Oh, Obie 412 00:17:01,535 --> 00:17:03,169 it means so much to me that you came down 413 00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:04,838 despite your fear of clowns. 414 00:17:04,905 --> 00:17:06,472 Oh, my bodacious bozo. 415 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:09,442 My love for you is much stronger than any old phobia. 416 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:10,544 Aw! 417 00:17:10,611 --> 00:17:12,713 Clown! Clown! 418 00:17:12,779 --> 00:17:14,314 I‐I got this, Synclaire, I got this. 419 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,220 Yeah, alright! Man, check it out, check it out. 420 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,851 I've kept Remington as a client. 421 00:17:17,918 --> 00:17:20,086 Yeah, I told him that Synclairebelle's outburst 422 00:17:20,153 --> 00:17:21,254 was an isolated incident 423 00:17:21,321 --> 00:17:22,801 and that she was much too professional 424 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:23,987 to ever let it happen again. 425 00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:25,158 ‐ Oh! ‐ Barker! 426 00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:26,625 I hope you're right about that clown 427 00:17:26,649 --> 00:17:27,817 being back on her medication. 428 00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:31,197 And we're on in five 429 00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:34,000 four, three, two.. 430 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,236 [instrumental music on set] 431 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,239 Hey, kids! 432 00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:42,242 And hop on to "Curly's Cartoon Caboose." 433 00:17:42,308 --> 00:17:45,946 I'm Curly and this is Synclairebelle the Clown. 434 00:17:46,012 --> 00:17:47,948 [cheering and applause] 435 00:17:48,982 --> 00:17:49,982 Woo! Woo! 436 00:17:50,016 --> 00:17:52,853 Hey, down! Wow, woo! Woo! Woo! 437 00:17:53,887 --> 00:17:55,455 Hiya, kids! 438 00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:57,423 (all) Hi! 439 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,660 Hello, Curly. 440 00:17:59,726 --> 00:18:02,202 Why, these are for you. 441 00:18:02,268 --> 00:18:04,004 Presto‐chango. 442 00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:05,906 [kids cheering] 443 00:18:07,373 --> 00:18:09,510 What do you mean, "Presto chango?" 444 00:18:09,576 --> 00:18:12,178 You had 'em stashed up your sleeve. 445 00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:13,647 [cheering] 446 00:18:13,714 --> 00:18:14,981 Fine. 447 00:18:15,048 --> 00:18:18,752 Yes! Well, now it's time for magic trick number one. 448 00:18:18,819 --> 00:18:20,320 Ta‐da! 449 00:18:20,386 --> 00:18:22,322 ‐ 'Yes!' ‐ Da da. Da da da. 450 00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:24,290 Da da da da, dada‐da. 451 00:18:24,357 --> 00:18:25,759 See the egg and 452 00:18:25,826 --> 00:18:28,328 now you don't, hey. 453 00:18:28,394 --> 00:18:33,634 ‐ Presto‐chango. ‐ Yeah! 454 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:36,002 Presto‐lamo. 455 00:18:36,069 --> 00:18:38,672 [laughing] 456 00:18:38,739 --> 00:18:42,308 Sorry Synclairebelle is such a big disappointment, kids. 457 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,410 But when we come back from this commercial 458 00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:47,447 we're gonna play a little game of Simon Says. 459 00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:49,683 And we're not gonna let Synclairebelle mess it up. 460 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,918 ‐ Are we? ‐ No! 461 00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:54,054 And we're clear. 462 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,289 Why'd you do that? 463 00:18:56,356 --> 00:18:59,993 It's not fun being humiliated in front of everyone, is it? 464 00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:03,469 Well, I'm just getting started, you daisy‐headed freak. 465 00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:07,211 I'll see he's never going to make it to puberty 466 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,742 that Choo‐Choo Charlie.. 467 00:19:10,677 --> 00:19:12,879 Baby, look, I ain't never hit a kid before 468 00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:14,981 but you say the word on his 18th birthday.. 469 00:19:15,048 --> 00:19:16,950 Booyah! 470 00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:18,685 Oh, that's okay, Overton. 471 00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:20,763 Look, look, Synclaire, don't feel you have to take this abuse 472 00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,055 just because of me, alright? 473 00:19:22,122 --> 00:19:24,290 Yeah, that account might mean millions to his firm 474 00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:25,859 but it is not worth your dignity. 475 00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:27,661 Right, Kyle? 476 00:19:27,728 --> 00:19:29,062 [mumbling] Of course, not. 477 00:19:29,129 --> 00:19:31,231 Um, you've never seen a million dollars in one place 478 00:19:31,297 --> 00:19:32,699 have you, Overton? 479 00:19:32,766 --> 00:19:34,935 Oh, thanks, Kyle. 480 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,537 If somebody doesn't stand up to him 481 00:19:36,603 --> 00:19:38,672 he's gonna grow up to be arrogant, disrespectful 482 00:19:38,739 --> 00:19:39,873 and whiny. 483 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,274 And we're back in five.. 484 00:19:41,341 --> 00:19:43,744 Four, three, two.. 485 00:19:44,578 --> 00:19:46,246 Hey, kids! 486 00:19:46,312 --> 00:19:48,649 Now, it's time to play "Simon Says." 487 00:19:48,715 --> 00:19:50,817 That right, Simon says put your hand on your head. 488 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:52,451 [giggling] 489 00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:53,654 Synclairebelle? 490 00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:55,856 I'm Simon. 491 00:19:55,922 --> 00:19:57,658 I'm always Simon. 492 00:19:57,724 --> 00:19:59,292 Well, of course you are. 493 00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:02,002 But you're the one that told me that it's fair to take turns. 494 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,138 So, Simon says, put your hand on your head. 495 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,472 [honking] 496 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,543 Oh, very good, Curly. 497 00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:12,613 And now Simon says, dance like a ballerina. 498 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,217 Aw, come on, Curly, you know the rules. 499 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,451 Dance like a ballerina. 500 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,789 [cheering] 501 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,896 Bravo, Baryshnikov! 502 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:33,199 But I didn't say Simon says, you lose! 503 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,668 You lose! 504 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,169 [laughing] 505 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,771 Alright, you're through. 506 00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:39,506 Get off my stage, you jackass. 507 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:40,807 Oh! 508 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,375 Hey, boys and girls. 509 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,645 Curly is just showing you the way not to act. 510 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:45,812 Aren't you, Curly? 511 00:20:45,879 --> 00:20:47,280 Alright! 512 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,747 ‐ Ha ha ha. ‐ Let's watch a cartoon. 513 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,784 ‐ Yeah! ‐ Let's watch a cartoon. 514 00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:53,319 What the hell was that? 515 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,146 I'm tryin' to teach you something, young man. 516 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,890 If you don't like being treated badly 517 00:20:56,957 --> 00:20:59,117 then maybe you shouldn't do it to other people, got it? 518 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,433 Get this.. 519 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,802 Simon says 520 00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,136 you're fired! 521 00:21:04,838 --> 00:21:06,339 ‐ Wait a minute, Curly! ‐ What? 522 00:21:07,874 --> 00:21:09,810 Man, I can't let it end like this. 523 00:21:14,781 --> 00:21:16,717 [cheering] 524 00:21:17,751 --> 00:21:20,153 Now, I can end it! 525 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,421 [honking] 526 00:21:23,757 --> 00:21:25,692 [indistinct chattering] 527 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,894 Ah! 528 00:21:28,862 --> 00:21:30,263 [cheering and applause] 529 00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:40,974 [theme music] 530 00:22:09,776 --> 00:22:10,777 (female ♫1) Woo‐hoo! 531 00:22:10,844 --> 00:22:11,844 [woman chuckles]